pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

milesandmilestoalaska:

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.

What

milesandmilestoalaska:

two months. i can keep that up today, right? 

Yes.

I think the biggest difference between Alysia and I is that she’s an East Coast kind of girl and I’m a West Coast kind of girl.

andrewscotttouchingthings:

the-fool-on-the-hill:

girlinredconverse:

I’ve accidentally ended up in this fandom…

I regret nothing.

I’m so fucking okay with being in the Pandom you don’t even understand

fascinate-my-heart:

I never cried at such kindness in my entire life

(Source: xxbecstarrittaxx)

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Bigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

It’s all gone

I’m like thirty minutes away from cutting off all my hair.

tennants-hair:

castiel-sherlocked-the-tardis:

sherloaf-and-wheatson221b:

hiddleswiggles:

detectingavengers:

kians-redball:

forsciencejohn:

I AM SO HAPPY THIS POST EXISTS

DEAR GOD

OMFG JEREMY!!

Leo looks like Chucky.

jeremy is like a blonde dora the explorer

chris fucking pine

you see everyone and you think they’ve changed and then you see Martin

the fucker is the same

(Source: gerlonso814)

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

morbidlycurious:

harp-s-ong:

privateai:

I just won Cards Against Humanity forever.

I laughed until I cried

Oh my god that’s oh my god

i laughed way too hard at this

brenanf999:

leaveherinamerica:

Please use my body while I sleep.
My lungs are fresh and yours to keep,
kept clean and they will let you breathe.

Favorite Song!

(Source: Spotify)

deja-brandnew:

Happy 10th Birthday to Deja Entendu!

itspartyrehab:

Cake Batter Martini

Ingredients & Measurements:

• 1 oz. Amaretto
• 1 1/2 oz. Whip Cream Vodka
• 1 1/2 oz. Creme De Cacao
• 1/2 oz. White Chocolate Liquor
• 1 oz. Heavy Cream
• Sprinkles
• Frosting

Instructions:
Using your finger, coat the rim of your glass with frosting – make sure not to miss any spots! Dump sprinkles on a plate and press glass rim into sprinkles, pressing to adhere. Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and shake for about 30 seconds. Strain into glass and drink!